Poop on the floor. There is poop on the floor. Poop, people! I grab a tissue. Pick the turd up while I hold my breath and toss it in the trash can. A quick sniff of the fingers… Yep, I need to wash. I lather with soap and wet a cloth to wipe down the…
Potty Training Is The Ultimate Test In Parenting
I can’t remember exactly when it started. 18 months? Maybe even earlier. My cute little kid started finger painting with his poop. He’d do it alone in his room, quietly canvasing the wall, the crib, the sheets and himself with human excrement while I sat in the living room basking in naptime glory and patting…